The report does not mention little green men. It does not clear up other mysteries: Elvis' whereabouts. The Bermuda Triangle. Or whatever happened to the national gun debate.
Despite the seeming lack of intrigue, the declassification of this document is welcome relief. Area 51 did indeed exist.
And to uncover the great mysteries of American life, it doesn't take specially trained spies to interrogate suspects. It just takes persistence.
The truth is out there — if you know how to file the right paperwork.
In summary Proof that Area 51 existed shows that the truth is out there, if we're persistent.