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Evening Update


July 20, 2013

Theresa Timmons: A ride to daycare with Dora the Explorer


"What does Dora the Explorer have on her shopping list?"

I could see his eyes in my rearview mirror. He frowned, and seemed to be thinking hard. "Well, she has noculars. And snacks. And a map. Mamaw ... are you Dowa?"

I tried to regain my grip on reality, while wallowing in my enjoyment of his version of "binoculars."

"No I am not Dora. Dora is a cartoon."

"NO SHE NOT!! Dowa is weal!"

I argued. "Dora IS a cartoon."

"She weal. ... Mamaw?"

"What honey?"

"Pwetend you Dowa."


I have pretended to be a fish. I have pretended to be an umpire and shouted "He's SAFE" when he slid into the couch in our living room. I have been Captain Hook, SpongeBob and Patrick, a martial arts expert, a monkey, Kermit the Frog, a snake, a pizza delivery guy, his commanding army officer, and had a recurring role of a Nighlok monster from The Power Rangers. I have also pretended to be an astronaut - this part included a countdown and rocket blast off, as well as walking in slow motion while making heavy breathing sounds, collecting moon rocks and reporting back to Houston - and all of this in front of other parents who were also visiting Elwood Park with their children that day. (My husband Seth pretended that day too - he pretended he didn't know me.

But I did not want to pretend to be Dora the Explorer while driving my car at 8 a.m. I didn't want to say "hola" or "Swiper no swiping!" I just didn't.

"I don't know Dora that well. I can't be Dora."

He kicked his legs in disgust, but kept the mini-tantrum under the five-second tantrum rule. After a minute he got the faraway look in his eyes that children get when their imagination is running rampant. Again.

"Mamaw..." he began.

But we had arrived at daycare. I was safe in reality. Until the drive home.

Theresa Timmons’ column appears every first and third Sunday. She is an Elwood resident and can be reached at

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